The brothers Weeks are off to rough starts this year.
Jemile: .210/.288/.312
Rickie: .154/.295/.300

What did their mom serve for Thanksgiving last year?

It looks like Weeks smelled something awful in Elvis Andrus’ glove that set his hair on end.

If he’s going to keep sliding head first like that he might want to consider putting little metal bearings on the ends of his dreadlocks. He might actually knock a ball lose with them.

Of course, he might also knock himself unconscious if he turns around suddenly so forget I mentioned it.

Someone forgot to properly ground second base.